10-25-2010, 08:08 PM
Do I have to give candy to the kids I hate in the neighborhood? Can I instead give them helpful hints?
Young man, you should wash your face with glycerin soap or go see a doctor and stop cursing like your dad because he is a drunk and works at the park.
Young lady, you are going to be whore. I can tell already. Please tell your parents they should trick or treat with you so you don't come home pregnant.
Isn't that better than candy?
I have a 10 ft. Homer Simpson dressed like a skeleton I put in the yard. There is a dead squirrel in the yard right now, so I am waiting for a neighborhood cat to drag it off before I put Homer out. It has been there 3 days. I hate the fucking cats in this neighborhood.
Young man, you should wash your face with glycerin soap or go see a doctor and stop cursing like your dad because he is a drunk and works at the park.
Young lady, you are going to be whore. I can tell already. Please tell your parents they should trick or treat with you so you don't come home pregnant.
Isn't that better than candy?
I have a 10 ft. Homer Simpson dressed like a skeleton I put in the yard. There is a dead squirrel in the yard right now, so I am waiting for a neighborhood cat to drag it off before I put Homer out. It has been there 3 days. I hate the fucking cats in this neighborhood.