WHAT HAPPENED?

[Cracker]

I can't imagine conjuring a lie for strangers. To give a second thought to what a nameless person from another state might think is the epitome of neurosis to me. I can barely keep up with one life; an invented second life would drain me. I think maybe only homely people do that.

Speaking of Second Life, any of you losers make up a completely fake persona so you can get cyber humped? Because I think that's weird as hell, too.