WHAT HAPPENED?

[username]

what you see is called a user name, it's a name that a person picks to represent themselves on a public forum, most times it has nothing to do with reality.

Unless your username is username.

BTW, forget all that "my kids are awesome" dribble I posted in a moment of defensiveness yesterday. My daughter called me a bitch this morning so I'm pretty sure at least one of mine is headed for a life of crime. But not until she's off grounding.

You sound like a "Fred" to me.