In 3 weeks I go through a "body scanner" at the Airport

[Carsman]

And I still have concerns about the scanner!

I'm still a bit fuzzy about your concerns. Is it the privacy issue, concern for your swimmers or do you suffer from geliophobia?

If you opt for the pat-down, request someone with small, warm hands.

And to make sure she's HOT!

I don't like x-ray machines of any kind, and now this super powerful x-ray machine, I don't want my eyebrows to fall off! And I want my swimmers to still be able to swim!