11-12-2010, 01:10 AM
Prime example of real life vs. Mock. A lady has asked me over to dinner twice this month. I have made polite excuses both times. If it were Mock, I would just tell her the truth. Lady, your house smells like dogs. Your carpets need to be cleaned. I saw a cat on your counter one time so I will never eat a bite of food that comes out of your house. In case you didn't notice, I never have any of the effen cake you bring to work.
I'm not an animal hater. I have an inside dog. You would never know it unless he hopped on your lap (and the chew bone under the chair isn't mine).
IRL, I'll just make excuses until she stops asking me. I really should tell her, though, so she cleans.
I'm not an animal hater. I have an inside dog. You would never know it unless he hopped on your lap (and the chew bone under the chair isn't mine).
IRL, I'll just make excuses until she stops asking me. I really should tell her, though, so she cleans.