How old is this hussy?

[username]

I have an adoring husband, a wonderful family, a beautiful waterfront home, and many thoughtful friends. We take several exquisite vacations a year. The value of my car alone far surpasses my most people's yearly income.

This is such a dumb statement because it's all relative. For all I know, your husband "adores" you for your fake books, your "wonderful family" sits around and smokes blunts with you, your "beautiful waterfront home" is a houseboat on a dirtbag river and your many thoughtful friends just mean they excuse (or engage in) your trashy behavior. Your "exquisite vacations" might mean you pack up the RV and head to Disneyworld every few years and the value of your car surpassing most people's yearly income? Hahahaha, please elaborate. Maybe in YOUR world your car exceeds that income (i.e., minimum wage territory) but somehow I doubt your car exceeds the yearly income levels of "most" of the people here.