How old is this hussy?

[Cracker]

I feel that way about Six Flags. Effen hate that place. It's full of hoodlums.

My actual favorite things to do in Florida are swim with the manatees, lay on the Gulf side beaches, and stock up on avocados (Haas, not those big nasty Florida ones).

I miss out West sometimes, though. The high deserts are more spiritual and less touristy. I miss seeing the horizon and jagged mountains and trees older than Christ. Sometimes I make my own fry bread for Indian tacos when I am homesick.