12-02-2010, 08:43 PM
(12-02-2010, 07:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(12-02-2010, 01:15 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'll give anyone $18.00 an hour to come and wrap Christmas gifts for me.
I would do it, but I'm afraid once I was there with you, more unwrapping would go on than wrapping.
It's always been that way.
Translation: The last time I had sex was in 2003 with an overweight frumpy woman who worked in the gift wrapping department at Dillard's.