New Here

[Cracker]

I meant "gay" as in retarded. As in too old to be playing Dungeons and Dragons. As in too old to have a wand.

Is it less stupid if you spell magic with a "k" at the end?

Being mean to newbies is like being vegan: It's harder to hurt things when they have a face.

All the witches are around here are fat. So I tend to not believe they are magick (nope, still stupid) because apparently the "get skinny" spell doesn't work.