12-04-2010, 08:24 PM
Dear Santa
Well here we are again the Christmas season and I'm sure you are thinking of new ways to fuck me. Yeah thats right, you skipped me last year and gave that fat bastard up the road a new snowblower and yes I was surprised when he came out this spring with the new riding lawnmower that you gave him. Like that fat fuck needs one! So this year I will try another approach, if you hav'nt noticed yet I have a few of your little french ticklers you call "elves" Yup, I found a few in the woods this year and "invited" them over for some fucking "cookies". So here we go ......This year I want one of those Wii things, ya know, the stupid electronic gizmos you gave everyone last year. Wilbur the elf is great target practice nailed on a board you can almost hear him scream from across the field. So if you want the little bastard back, get your red ass over here and drop off one of those game things, or the next time you see Mrs Clause it will be in a mexican porn flick with the other elf that still has his pointy godamn feet attached. And on your way past Imadicks house toss one of them hungry polar bears on his roof.
Merry Christmas
Love
Maggot
Well here we are again the Christmas season and I'm sure you are thinking of new ways to fuck me. Yeah thats right, you skipped me last year and gave that fat bastard up the road a new snowblower and yes I was surprised when he came out this spring with the new riding lawnmower that you gave him. Like that fat fuck needs one! So this year I will try another approach, if you hav'nt noticed yet I have a few of your little french ticklers you call "elves" Yup, I found a few in the woods this year and "invited" them over for some fucking "cookies". So here we go ......This year I want one of those Wii things, ya know, the stupid electronic gizmos you gave everyone last year. Wilbur the elf is great target practice nailed on a board you can almost hear him scream from across the field. So if you want the little bastard back, get your red ass over here and drop off one of those game things, or the next time you see Mrs Clause it will be in a mexican porn flick with the other elf that still has his pointy godamn feet attached. And on your way past Imadicks house toss one of them hungry polar bears on his roof.
Merry Christmas
Love
Maggot
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.