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[Cracker]

Fry bread and pasoli now thats a meal!

Stop trying to fuck with me, I'm the perfect man.

Are you Portuguese, Dick? My dad used to call people from Portugal "Portegees", haha. I'm sure that's offensive. He wasn't PC at all. He hated the Portuguese and the Basques (Boscos, haha) because they raised sheep and we were cattlemen. Sheep pull the grass up from the roots and ruin the grazing land, cows chew off the tops. My dad blamed the sheep for the Dust Bowl. I've never tasted mutton in my life.

I'm asking because there was a deli where I'm from, the Pyrenees Delicatessen, that had the best food. I just remembered it.