Christmas crafts for people who don't do crafts

[Lady Cop]

IF i were going to do anything craft-like, it would be to go out and get lots of evergreen boughs, holly, pine cones, and make mantel swags with candles. i like that look. i have always done that when living in New England and having lots of woods.
but real crafts with glue-guns and shit? nah.
Maggot is the really crafty one around here~~