Australian Chefs

[Maggot]

I don't eat innards or bugs or slimy shit. I can't think too hard about lobster, shrimp, or crawfish or I won't eat them, either. Cockroaches of the sea.

I would probably eat anything as long as it smelled good and I was not told what it was. I'm also glad I do not hang out in Siam. I think its called something else now, or is that Thialand? Anyways...Those asians eat tons of weird shit. At any rate, and who cares but you can only tell by looking in the dung. They are secretive like that ya know. Sneaky sneaky slope-heads. They eat crushed shrimp shit over there. And sautee it with fish eye oil. But it sure smells good!