Got your tree up yet?

[sally]

Heres mine, I got it from Food Lion for 29 bucks. It's actually the first tree I've had in years that stood up straight in the stand all by itself. Usually I have to put shims under it or tie the damn thing to the wall to get it straight.

Gee sally what a nice looking tree, and for only 29.00!! at 7.00 per meal it could have fed four people. pride is a gainful thing isn't it?

I hope it brings you all the joy you deserve this holiday season.

Oh shut the hell up and go outside and hug your tree. With any luck you'll trip and land in a mound of fire ants.