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[QueenBee]

I can still remember the conversation with my mom. I was about 10. OK, this was before tampons and stick on pads..so she told me I'd be wearing "a belt and a napkin". And no one would know. Now, without benefit of visual aids, I was very literal in my thinking..and had a mental picture of what I knew a belt and napkin to look like. And was curious as to how no one would know!!

And she negleted to mention the baby part..or that I would be cursed for the next 40 or so years!! Shit.