Ever wonder if Goofy is a dude or a dog?

[Cracker]

Do you guys secretly compare yourselves? I will readily admit women do that shit all the time. We know within seconds if another lady is as pretty as we are, as skinny, and if they have bigger tits. We can usually tell if we like her or not in under 15 minutes.

So did you compare your weewees to Superman's or MJ's?