Questions for men (or butchy women)

[Cracker]

Thanks, Dick. It's a pretty big tree, 12-15 feet tall, and I hate to lose it. I swear if it is dead I will plant wisteria vine and let it have the dead trunk. I truly hate the rednecks across the way and I don't want to look at their ugly kids all summer. Big-headed, foul-mouthed, white trash little bastards. I'm hoping their dad builds an even bigger skateboard ramp this year so they can't shake off the crashes. hahaha