Just Joined From DC

[IMaDick]

Done.

No shit. The idiots from Toledo may need your grasp on the obvious, we're fine with assuming. Or seeing the fucking thing.

Jesus.

Sometimes it takes me a few to grasp the obvious. My apologies -- I've been spending too much time on the JC & LS thread.

Are you a dude? Because if you are, how do you read that FaceBook chatter day after day?

FaceBook (LookAtME! LookAtMe!!!) drives me batshit. I get asked at least 20 times a week if I have an account. I tell everybody, "No, I'm not an idiot."

I am a "dude" -- and that Facebook chatter of Tiffany & Co.(who type in all sorts of Tourette's Syndrome-induced sporadic caps lock usage like so: U r So GoiNg 2 HelL 4 TaWKinG sHyt LIkE ThaT!!!!111@) gives me a fucking migraine.

LC, lock this shitbird back in newbie hell. You made him a member and he doesn't want to leave the safety of the newbie thread.

I think if you let someone in and they don't start a thread within say 5 minutes they should be locked in again.

I'm brilliant, if that was the rule just think about all the new threads and posts that would be generated from them.