M O C K News at 5 , Sunday Aug 17 , 2008

[F.U.]

Newsanchor wanted .The position of weekly news anchor is temporarily available . Duties include , but are not limited to . Reading all posts , Adding your own spin on these posts , Researching photos, Reporting this weeks weather, Responding to mail and insulting Oversized Poophole .
Knowledge of news , sports and weather is helpful , but not required . A sense of humor is however a must ! Hours are week days as you find the time . And Sunday from 4 - 5:30 PM . This is a temporary , part timeposition . Starting immediately and ending as soon as I fill my freezer with venison .

So if this sounds like a job for you , PM F.U.Dont ask again @ Mock forums .

edited to add , British butt bandit's need not apply !