there's halloween crap in the stores already...

[Maggot]

I have to buy candy and usually lots of it..........I call them booger beggars. I say "here ya go ya little boogers beggars" and "Wow! what a cute booger beggar" you get two! Sometimes when a kid that looks like they should be in high school comes along and I say "Here have a can of peas" or " See this egg? I will give you a buck to throw it at so and so's house"..........we all need an outlet.