I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth

[Cracker]

Please don't post video. We don't like you enough to want to watch your shit. I'm not even sure I want to read your stupid shit yet.

Commercials are a big part of this, cracker.


Now pretend to know what the fuck is going on and sit quietly. We will back to you when we get to the cousin fucking segment.

Yeah, I'm not sticking around for the show. Because I'm not retarded. And I have really good cable.

I can hear your Andrew Dice Clay accent and combover from here.