I'm Keith Stone... and I'm smooth

[Keith Stone]

Keith Stone has no need for a flashy, big-pimpin Rolex copy or an original one.

That type of stuff is for insecure people that need to show the world they "had made it" by owning an item peasants foresee as unattainable, thus giving them a false sense of superiority.

I am above all that nonsense. I am Keith Stone and my awesomeness is recognized by my peers and appreciated for the ones that matter.

Do you feel the need to own a Rolex?

As to the Rolex . . . after purchasing the Benz and the house in Paradise Valley, no.

However, you might consider a Rolex. They make no sound.

But then again, neither do chain store digital watches.

Please give my best to your three peers who matter.

I see your alleged ownership of a Benz and a house in Paradise being quite irrelevant to the conversation, but I understand your insecurity. That's exactly the point I was making in my previous post.

Now that you let a complete stranger know about your imaginary possessions, you got to feel a little bit warmer deep inside. And I'm absolutely aware of Rolex and their characteristics. I can Google too.