02-23-2011, 08:05 PM
Allright.
Dick is already absolutely drunk on my lol milk, and keeps bawwing on the fact I might or might not be different accounts so I'm going to let that develop into whatever will and laugh my way to the bank. You can laugh at that one too and I won't even charge you royalty fees.
Now to the facts:
I've never been a member before here, but many people I know has known people that are members here. I"m not a lady, but I am quite fat. In fact, I'm so fat I've been bounded to a bed for the past four years. I am also a heavy drug addict, but I have a ton of lawyers that are keeping me away from medical treatment while protecting me of my fucking family members, who want to take control of my fortune.
I am not joking. In fact, I used to bang Paris Hilton a few years back until I ended up fucking Nikki and everything went downhill from there.
I need help.
Please don't turn away like everyone else around me.
Dick is already absolutely drunk on my lol milk, and keeps bawwing on the fact I might or might not be different accounts so I'm going to let that develop into whatever will and laugh my way to the bank. You can laugh at that one too and I won't even charge you royalty fees.
Now to the facts:
I've never been a member before here, but many people I know has known people that are members here. I"m not a lady, but I am quite fat. In fact, I'm so fat I've been bounded to a bed for the past four years. I am also a heavy drug addict, but I have a ton of lawyers that are keeping me away from medical treatment while protecting me of my fucking family members, who want to take control of my fortune.
I am not joking. In fact, I used to bang Paris Hilton a few years back until I ended up fucking Nikki and everything went downhill from there.
I need help.
Please don't turn away like everyone else around me.