02-24-2011, 01:46 PM
(02-24-2011, 01:26 PM)Keith Stone Wrote:(02-24-2011, 01:22 PM)Whatever Wrote: I'm sorry, you must have the wrong wife as mine would have kicked your ass and you don't seem to be in pain.
Nope, I have the correct one. She's the one that loves caressing my ball sack and beat the shit out of her husband. Check the night table on the right side of the bed and you'll find the lubricant I use not to hurt her ass when I ride her hard. She wants to make sure your tiny dick still touches the sides after I've been there.
Actually, the lub never made it to the nightstand. You dropped it on your way back out the window when I pulled the 45 out of the nightstand. By the way, I am not sure that thing you call a dick could do anything other then sit there. Even with you stroking it, it was just a stump. Did some other wife cut it off?