They walk among us, drive cars and vote!

[The Antagonist]

One of my girlfriends girlfriends.......

GF - "Dwarves and midgets are so creepy, why would anyone choose to be that small ?"

Me - "....................What ?"

Yes, she actually believed that dwarves and midgets make a conscious decision to be as short as they are. ::bang::



I am sitting in the lounge watching the original Planet of the apes, Charlton Heston is being chased by apes on horseback.......

Sevenna - "Is that Ben Hur again ?"

Me - "yeah Ben Hur theape on horseback uncut version".

I see you surround yourself with the most intelligent people in the UK. Do you have to spoon feed your girlfriend because she can't remember how to feed herself too?