Why am I being confined?

[Cracker]

Mr. Saint Lucifer of the Great White North,

Please read the rules so you don't look like a big douche all the time. That was your problem 70 years ago, too ready to claim victory before you had won.

You can only start one thread in this newbie camp. You prematurely (as usual) pwnd the last one. We are as disappointed as your last four dates...

You MAY claim victory over the oldest jokes on the Internet. Congratulations!