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[IMaDick]

Hello everyone! Fairly new hear. Been around for a few weeks. I guess I'm suppose to introduce myself. Another one from Toledo. Born and raised in Toledo, but now I live just outside of Toledo. We moved from Toledo because it is full of cookise cutter developemnts with a bunch of people who think their shit doesn't stink and we don't like neighbors. We like our recreational drugs and prefer to do it in private. Ha ha! Toledo is not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Eveybody has sleazy trash, crime and drugs in their town. If you say you don't your'e lying (IMO). Yes my grammer and punctuation sucks! I was too busy getting high in school to pay attention to the really important shit. But I still graduated from college and have a professional job. I found this forum by accident. I'm fucking addicted now. I thought it was just a crime forum. I'm excited to check out the other good stuff. I'm not looking foward to Cracker and Ima Dick giving me shit though. Hopefully they aren't reading this stuff today. I'm hooked on the Lisa Straub and Johnny Clarke story but it's slow right now. I must say that there are some real dumb asses on the site but it's a nice humorous break. I'm still trying to get used to all the rules and the lingo. LC and Duchess have been really cool and haven't given me too much of a hard time about my ignorance. I am computer challenged and I have probably been annoying as you can tell by this really boring post. This is Mock. I can say whatever I fucking please. Right? My spouse is really annoyed that I spend so much time on here but it's better than watching him fall asleep during the History channel and then I can't get the remote because it's hidden under his ass. Go ahead now and "Mock me"

I'm not sure it's possible to mock you.