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[Fry Guy]

ImaDick you are a wimp.
Sure you post in hard hats and sporting firearms. Why you bare you teeth smiling is anyone's guess? But I am deviating. You are a wimp. You have always been so. You will always be so. You photos and your posts scream it loud and clear. There is little substance behind the cultured image of the tough guy you want to impress on us. There was another poster here called Liquid that I remember fondly here. I liked pulling his pigtails too. For pretty much the same reasons.
Liquid at least had some intelligence and could reflect that in the occasional post. So he was not without some substance. He could also occasionally laugh at himself.
You can't and we know why. You are wimp. To allow yourself to be self-reflective or anything less than beyond reproach would pull past the thinly veiled exterior to the squashy wimpy interior. To the loser and under-confident victim beneath. Right to the wimp beneath the bravado.

You know the worst thing about this, Wimp? I have been back for what? A week? This is so clearly evident to me. How clear is it to everyone else.
You poor wimpy little bastard.

Ya ya fryguy, I'm sure your best shot is always taken at the weakest link. That makes you a chicken shit and there is no way you want to be perceived as a chicken shit, no no, that's not your reasoning, you are here to attack the strongest hoping beyond hope that you might displace a legend.

you will need to do better than this lame post above, although you have certainly shown that you are adept at scorching your own ass, you have done little to stop thinking about me, to stop letting me invade your every thought and post. no you have failed miserably from all angles.

I truly am a legend.

The strongest link? Nah you are biggest, whining pansy on this site.
The toughest? I dunno. From a quick look through I know I would rather go head to head with LC than Duchess but I would not shrink from either. Gogo and Donkeh I know are staunch. The Blue Tiki has a way with words and looks like a lot of fun. Ordinary Peephole too. Any of the above mentioned are tougher bastards than you but then the only poster who has come close to being as whiny is this Misguided douche and I think in him you may actually be arm-wrestling for biggest loser and wimpiest poster.
Toughen up and you may cement your role as SECOND weakest member here. Wouldn't that be special.
You already have the mantle of most deluded member here and I don't think that title is in any danger of being taken away.
Fucking clown