03-05-2011, 06:32 AM
To the people responsible for this terrible crime, let me give you this advice: Tools needed: hammer and box of nails. Place self unclothed on a wooden bench. Stretch scrotum/vagina between fingers pressing firmly onto bench. Drive nail through left side of scrotum/labia into bench (repeat with right). Repeat this process until you are out of nails. Conclude process as follows: Pull feet onto bench and stand up as quickly and with as much force as possible.
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw 