Please go easy on me. I'm just an innocent newbie.

[Tommy Tourette]

However, if you THINK you can one-up someone who can come up with a motherfucking unbeatable handle like ...TOMMY TOURETTE.... well give it a try.

If you can stop playing around with your cousin's twat.

The avatars available suck dick. Is this just going to be another fucking cunt board like the soap opera on pathetic 24?

I know, I know those stock avatars suck but just load your own and shaddap. :;beat::

Nice name.

Nah, not another fucking cunt board like the soap opera on pathetic 24. Damn, you hurt me on that one ...

Well, gut up or quit!

This ain't yer momma's clitoris, ya know. No need to go easy.

I...personally..... expect fealty and obedience, but that's just me and I can deny you what you NEED at any time.

Namely, my august presence and rapier fucking wit.

So I don't expect to hang around for one fucking moment unless I am given full access NOW!

Fuckin buncha candyass homo pansies!