Why cracker makes me drowsy and limp

[IMaDick]

Could it be because it displays all the character traits it then goes on to criticise me for perhaps?, arrogant? - check, smart arse? - check, superiority complex? = check, aggressive? - check, hostile? - check.
Perhaps what bothers it the most is when it looks at me perhaps it sees itself or maybe just some elements of itself that are tragically familiar? It seems to be projecting its own flaws and inadequacies onto me and then seeks to berate me for them, seemingly using me like some kind of carthartic voodoo doll of self loathing.

Who knows? all I know is that I have unfortunately come across its type many, many times before on the internet, the sense of self entitlement, the inability to take back what it is prepared to dish out in a fully proportionate manner, taking possession of pride away from family members or siblings for their accomplishmnents (Cracker is the kind of person who has a "My child is an honour school graduate" bumper sticker, as if expecting to be congratulated by passers by when it gets out of their car in the mall parking lot.).

Also it seems to believe everything the govermnent tells it, particularly a Republican administration of course, which is just further proof that its brain is hard wired into being a sheep. With people like cracker you almost always know what their opinion is going to be on an issue before they state it, they live in a world of black and white, right and wrong, left or right. As a once greater man than me once said (Chris Rock) "anybidy that makes their mind up before they have heard the problem is a fucking idiot", wise words indeed. One of the reasons why people like cracker seem to have such a problem with me is because they can't label me, they can't pigeon hole me, when someone displays a complex and varied opinion about numerous topics people like cracker seem to get confused and almost scared it seems.

There are some things I am conservative about and some things I'm liberal about and that just seems to confuse the fuck out of some people. As for intellectual comparisons?, those that know me know that I am smarter than the average bear, am i the smartest person at Mock?, nah I honestly don't think so, I consider myself to be one of the smarter ones but someone like fryguy for instance is ahead of me leaving a trail of dust behind in his wake.

Also remember where we are, this is not a think tank, or the Smithsonian Institute, its just a mock forum, nothing more, none of the worlds problems are going to get solved here any time soon.

Fuck you very much.

I find it interesting that you have pointedly required yourself to take heed of your own words.

The opening argument was flawless in it's approach and irrevocable in it's charge.



Of course the spelling errors are accepted in the spirit in which they were offered.