03-16-2011, 02:46 AM
Greetings my wonderfully talkative bunch of infidels, Alahu akbar and Mo's his only Prophet.
You must excuse my terrible knowledge of the English language, it is not my first .... and to agree with Mr. White, it will not be my last. Today is a great day! Not only shall we finally bring freedom to my country but also Ahmed was right in front of me during morning prayers. And Ahmed does smell terribly nice. I must ask him about his choice of cologne.
And no, God does not hate Orange. He actually loves fruit. And Dates of course. And remote controlled cars. And elevators. For his love is infinite. He also loves Virgins, or else he would not make so many, but I believe they are over rated. Virgins are a terrible thing. It is like getting on top of a wild horse with psychotic problems and personal issues without a saddle! Something like that can not only leave your blessed balls blue in no time but also bite marks all over your shins.
You must excuse my terrible knowledge of the English language, it is not my first .... and to agree with Mr. White, it will not be my last. Today is a great day! Not only shall we finally bring freedom to my country but also Ahmed was right in front of me during morning prayers. And Ahmed does smell terribly nice. I must ask him about his choice of cologne.
And no, God does not hate Orange. He actually loves fruit. And Dates of course. And remote controlled cars. And elevators. For his love is infinite. He also loves Virgins, or else he would not make so many, but I believe they are over rated. Virgins are a terrible thing. It is like getting on top of a wild horse with psychotic problems and personal issues without a saddle! Something like that can not only leave your blessed balls blue in no time but also bite marks all over your shins.