Not JUST a Bitch

[BlueTiki]

Well, you elected the boss who send them there. Twice!!

Well . . . that's still a very contested opinion in virtually all DNC circles.

Every true progressive American knows that the conservative Supreme Court "stole" the election from the Inventor of the Internet and the Patriarch of Planet Temperature.

So . . . in reality . . . he was only elected once.

Be thankful he didn't invade the African continent. Then you'd know what a real "Hanging Chad" looked like.

And we don't want ALL of your oil.

Just enough so we don't have to trade with Mexico.

Then and only then, will we be able to rightly shoot their invaders and peacefully sleep at night.

And if we could only commandeer (from you sand prophets) the amount we get from Canada, we could kick them out of MLB and move the film industry back to Hollywood.

And deport Steve Nash, Matthew Perry and Sandra Oh, too.