Where is your plunger?

[Cracker]

I have had girlfriends tell me they have to go because they need to go home and poop. hahaha

Who poops at someone's house? Seriously. I make a joke about this shit {no pun intended} but people just don't do that unless it's dire circumstances.

I think it is a symptom of too much ass sex. They can't close their sphincter.

Do people walk around all day having to poo? My body is trained to eliminate before work and after work. I never have to poop out in public. I don't go the mall and suddenly think, "Hmm, I have to poop." I have never had to poo at a restaurant, work, or gas station (if it is a long car trip, we get a room after 8 hours).

If they had lady urinals, I would use those. As it is, I squat and never put my precious ass on the seat and try not to pee on my shoes.