Where is your plunger?

[Carsman]

What ya'll are failing to address is normally it's not the shit that does the clogging, but the excessive use of asswipe.

My kids will use a half a roll of t.p. and then NOT flush the toilet. So there I am, plunger in hand, sweat breaking out on my forehead. Slowly I depress the handle, wondering, wondering if the toilet is up to the job. As the water rises, I then begin to pray to the toilet Gods that the mass of water and poop will stop short of the rim and not overflow the edges of the toilet.

Sometimes my prayers are answered and sometimes not. The toilet Gods are fickle.

I remember those days well, not only too much t.p. but our girls also flushed pads, & when older ciggies down that seemingly endless pit!
As you said, toilet Gods are fickle.

I finally had the problem fixed, by having an air pressure assisted flush toilet bowl installed. And bawoooush, everything was sucked down, even the aroma!