HOLY DAY

[Sinister]

FACT: You ran away

FACT: You refused to handle Newbie the way you are supposed to and abandoned your Owner of Hell/My Domain test and torture procedure.

Those are two facts you will not and can not deny. Those two facts = you are one excuse-making bitch and you let your Evil be taken from you by a fucking Norwegian homo that can't spell cat.

FACT: I did say in PM that it was going to be hard to be mean to Newbie. I truly and honestly like Newbie and find it difficult to be mean to someone as sweet, (if yet a bit dim) as he is.

FACT: Had you given me more time before you blatantly swung open the door for him, I would have put some thought into how to fuck with him and done so. You merely took over my domain and let him in.

FACT: You don't even give me control over "my" domain, so whose domain is it really, then? YOURS.

FACT: I have also recently said (BEFORE Newbie showed up) that correcting spelling errors was boring and stupid. 90% of the faggot idiots in 24 can't fucking spell, or mix up words like your and you're so I just have to accept that I am smarter than all those people who refuse to learn the proper use of words.

FACT: You can go eat shit and die.