09-30-2008, 12:29 PM
Well I did, and Uncle. Every time we were around some of his lady freinds he would tell this story.
Lil' Newb delivered newspapers.
He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... thatll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."Newb says, "All right."
He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest wanker she's ever seen...it's huge for such a small kid.Newb reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his wanker.
She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it."Newb says, "Not for five bucks you can't."
Please my Uncle.........I sent hime cash every month for the rest of his life::banana::
Lil' Newb delivered newspapers.
He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... thatll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."Newb says, "All right."
He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest wanker she's ever seen...it's huge for such a small kid.Newb reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his wanker.
She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it."Newb says, "Not for five bucks you can't."
Please my Uncle.........I sent hime cash every month for the rest of his life::banana::