04-03-2011, 03:40 PM
(04-03-2011, 03:25 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: we immigrated here. I dare you to apply for a tourist visa, they won't let you in, because you have to fill in paperwork.
Unless you are an aborigine or were one of the criminal scum we originally shipped there everyone in Australia is an immigrant or related to immigrants.
Why would I want to go to Australia?, takes a fucking 190 hour flight to get there you take off on Monday and arrive at easter, 95% of the country is a dry scorched wasteland, the most deadly and poisonous animals in the world all lie in wait ready to kill you. Your culture consists of drunkeness, beach sports and barbecue. And your only export of any note is beer that tastes like cat piss and fucking crocodile dundee.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.