Who/What gets you on your knees?

[Cracker]

What makes sense is that I obviously got to cut back on those Oats!

And there was Amira my mother, telling me "Mohammed me little spanky brat, go and have your Quaker Oats. They're good for you!"

If only she would have known. Then again, maybe it was me and she actually ment Goats all this time. What a disasterous misunderstanding indeed!

You're a loony lib, alas, I can't help but like you.