Initiation and torture?

[Edam Athak]

I sort of disagree. We don;t flame. We Mock. But our tongue is in
our cheek, though truth be told, we are always telling the truth.

Some people hate double negatives, and more cuss words than nouns and verbs
in a posts
.
ALL caps is quite profane causing some of us intestinal migraines. Try
giving yourself a shot of imitrex in that meandering canal! We enjoy
nit picking and figuring out truth from gossip. We aren't very good at
tolerating people who explain in detail cleaning their kids' fecal matter
off the wall.....Too much information. It is nice if you know the
difference between there, their, and They're and hear, here. Too and
to don't bother us very much.

All in all, we are a civil group with quite odd fetishes too. You see,
I like penquin feathers and enjoy the moments I can post between two
of them.

Enjoy yourself here. Do you hear? If you are even slightly erudite and thoughtful
you might actually Love it here.

Hate to sound like a typical flamer here, but tl;dr. If you're going to bombard someone with a wall of text, make it interesting.

Also, lol @ "sick of staying on a leash?". I'm on a fucking leash, I can only access two fucking forums. This is false advertising to the max.

Here is what you're missing, the door you came in also swings out, you are not on a leash, you're free to leave anytime you like.

Should you decide to stay then consider your position at present to be in the foyer of the forum, you have yet to be invited into the house.

Seeing as how you showed up here from bannednation, or rejecthaven or one of the other prepubescent flame sites, I would put your chances at being invited in at about 30%.

But I have been surprised before, and i'm sure i will be again.

I might be from RH and BN, but that doesn't mean I'm here representing them, you presumptuous dick. I'm just here to see what all the fuss is about. I didn't participate in the raids. It's nice to see they left an impression though. I'm guessing not much has happened since then.

But that's neither here nor there. I'm betting to get the benefits of the shit advertised on your banner, I'll have to suck a whole lot of corporate penis and be invited into your social circle, not just the rest of the forum.