Gadafi -Lybian rape

[Mohammed]

I bet you'd beg to be able to remove any sort of Cous Cous or anything else that these two middle eastern beauties might have stuck up their snatch.

Shakira is Columbian, Salma Hayek is Mexican, they are as middle eastern as Tacos.

But you already knew that didn't you my clearly white, American, ex-pat, pork chop eating Amigo?

I'm not an attention whore like you, posting endless dreary photos of slightly bored looking people eating hummus in a mudhut "but I won't tell you which one of them is me!!!!"

Newsflash mohammed, nobody actually gives a fuck.

Ah, you see, that's where you are wrong, my Tartan skirt wearing McPie. But then I knew that you would. Why? Because once I saw your kind gather in larger numbers to throw tree trunks around, or try to flip a piece of concrete over the wall, it was pretty clear to me that none of those would be in the next line up for any nobel price.

If you check, both those South American beauties got a certified ancestry from where exactly? That's right, Lebanon!

Now unlike you, my whole family is already up here and I definitely didn't think it would take a genius to find out who we are, or why else would a guy put up another guy with his daughter? We also don't mind having our pics up. Well, I guess we all have our reasons why we do certain things.

Now, show me again who looks like your wife, cos that was seriously funny.