Cops and robbers

[AriGold]

I am actually a male lesbian, I lurve me some titties.

I'm not a boob guy. I realize that this sounds like a contradiction to most people since, if you're a straight guy, you are, by default, a boob guy. But that's just not me.

I'm actually turned on by other things in a woman. Show me a girl with a nice, thick cock, and I'll be happy.

Is that gay?

I like it when a girl has a gigantic dick. I'm talking like one where I can't even wrap my fingers around it and have them touch. And I have long fingers. And I also have an insatiable hetero-thirst for a sexy-ass chick with a fierce dong.

I love it when she's wearing a thong and her balls dangle out both sides of the thin bottom, her hairy beanbag dissected by a thin strand of cotton. Maybe some dudes won't agree with me, but, trust me, it's way hot.

By now, some of you are saying to yourselves, "What is this dude? A homo?"

Calm down.

She DOES have to be sporting a half-closed, hermaphrodite vaginal slit starting at the base of her balls ……or that's just fucking gay.