#1 song

[Fibonacci Prima]

By Bobby Goldsboro? That's just about the saddest song ever.

Yeah . . . that's why I'm ashamed.

Wait?

Or do you mean saddest as in depressing?

Fuck . . . now I'm doubly ashamed.

Oh no! It's a really sappy, sad song about a guy grieving for his wife. My mom would listen to it and cry. She was odd that way. She also listened to a lot of Wayne Newton and Don Ho.

But "Honey" is actually not horrible...though that could be just because it brings back memories.

My song is "honkey tonk woman". Talk about shame...