04-13-2011, 05:20 AM
(04-13-2011, 12:14 AM)username Wrote: People who are in line BEHIND me at the supermarket and jump in front of me when a new checkstand opens (and the asshole clerks that let that happen).
Just say to that person, "You don't know what gets bloodstains out of Barbie Doll hair, do you? By the way, I'm in a huge rush, do you think there's any way I can go ahead of you? I hate waiting almost as much as I hate mandatory visitation." Odds are, you'll get to buy your Velveeta and People Magazine much sooner.
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw 