04-17-2011, 11:37 AM
(04-17-2011, 04:38 AM)Mohammed Wrote: There was me last night, having this awesome dream.
I had like this Jini in my pocket and everytime I rubbed it, a wish came true. Those fucking sand trouts just wouldn't stop trouting, which was a bit of a bother, but after some time I killed them all dead and had them flambee with a bit of Gin. Awesome. Then I watched the sun set during sunset while holding this golden coloured bikini beauty by her Brazilian. She didn't mind, she even said it's a dream come true. Wicked. Then suddenly my toes turned into cucumbers, which was cool really as I sliced them into a delicious salad. With Yoghurt and all. The neighbours didn't mind at all. Especially as I was jumping higher and higher. I woke up when the Brazilian said "Outch!".
Have you been drinking with Dick?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.