04-19-2011, 11:43 AM
Dear Guy Who Drives A Scooter To Class,
I get it. You're progressive, eschewing a normal vehicle for one that maxes out at 20mph in order to save money on gas. That's fine. I respect that. You probably laugh at me and the 18 miles per gallon I get in my vehicle.
But...
If I pull into the parking lot one more time and get excited because there is a space close to the building, only to pull halfway in and have to stop suddenly because your glorified Schwinn is parked in a full-sized parking space, I smash that piece of shit scooter, come find you....and then I will fucking cut you.
Cordially,
Ari
I get it. You're progressive, eschewing a normal vehicle for one that maxes out at 20mph in order to save money on gas. That's fine. I respect that. You probably laugh at me and the 18 miles per gallon I get in my vehicle.
But...
If I pull into the parking lot one more time and get excited because there is a space close to the building, only to pull halfway in and have to stop suddenly because your glorified Schwinn is parked in a full-sized parking space, I smash that piece of shit scooter, come find you....and then I will fucking cut you.
Cordially,
Ari
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw 