Al Qaeda - "Bin Laden IS dead"

[Cynical Ninja]

Bwhahahahaha...and you make fun of me for being adopted and uneducated.

But yet, I've made a very successful career for myself, and am not in school past the age of 30.

Although, I commend you for finally trying to get yourself a well paying job. How long did you flip burgers, and how many low paying jobs did you get fired from until you decided it was time to "go back to school"

OP finally making something of his life...just when the rest of us are retiring

A - I already have a college degree, if I wanted to be an asshat I could technically use letters after my name. The only letters you can use after your name are P.I.S.S.A.N.T.

B - My old career was an assistant supervisor working as a civilian for my local police force, this post required a college degree. The only shit shovelling short order burger flipper around is you asshole.

C - I am taking an opportunity you will NEVER have to embark on a new professional career path.