mobile (cell) phone ringtones

[Zenith]

The next time someone decides to share with me or play their latest fucking mobile phone ring tone I am going to shove the handset down their throats.

I mean, what the hell?, who gives a flying fuck what tone your phone makes when it rings?, are these people so shallow they can actually define themselves through their choice of ringtone?

fucktard - "Hey listen to this, this ismy new "individual" ring tone!, its so cool!"

Theme tune to some pussyass tv show like sex in the city plays.

fucktard - "Isn't that cool?"

::doh::::nuts::::angrier::

Me - "No it fucking isn't, it isn't an "individual" tone because you just downloaded it like millions of other people, the fact you think that tone says something about you just proves what a shallow airheadedretard you are. Wanna here my ringtone?"

Phone goes "ring, ring"

fucktard - "Oh you prefer the "classics"?"

::angrier::

Smart move you Egomaniac Limey Cunt.....::bigg::

Now everyone knows yet another thing that bugs the hell out of you. Tell me some-ting is there any-ting AT ALL that you do like???

FUCK MAN! ::wait::