Don't piss me off..

[Problem Child]

Well..Hidey-Ho neighbor!!! Welcome to Mock Forum!!! :B Of course we won't piss you off, that's not what we're about here. We welcome all with open arms, come're and give me a big ole bro-hug (lollercakes...no, I'm not homosexual...if you're a man).

I'm so glad you took the valuable time out of your day to check us out. And I will hope and pray to my Lord Jesus Christ that Lady Cop will grant you full access immediately, so that you may join in the happy-go-lucky fun that we've all come to know and love.

Once again, thank you for taking time to register, and we all look forward to seeing you on the main board soon!!!

Thanks and didn't care if you were gay or not,but thanks for the info.