05-13-2011, 07:01 PM
(05-13-2011, 03:34 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: A British woman was today decapitated by a madman with a machete on the holiday island of Tenerife.
The machete makes more sense. I had a WTF moment trying to figure out how you could grab a knife in a super market and slice someone's head off that quickly. It takes me forever to cut a whole chicken in to parts.
A year or two ago, I was trying to saw up a Christmas tree so it would fit in the recycling bin. The father of one of my son's friends came by and he happened to have a machete in his trunk (don't ask me why). Anyway, he chopped that tree up in to little tiny bits in about 20 seconds flat. Those things are scary.
Commando Cunt Queen